Shakespearean Insult Kit

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult. Combine one word from each of the three columns below.

Remember to preface it with the word “Thou”:

|Column 1______|Columm 2________|Column 3________|

| artless      | base-court     | apple-john     |
| bawdy        | bat-fowling    | baggage        |
| beslubbering | beef-witted    | barnacle       |
| bootless     | beetle-headed  | bladder        |
| churlish     | boil-brained   | boar-pig       |
| cockered     | clapper-clawed | bugbear        |
| clouted      | clay-brained   | bum-bailey     |
| currish      | crook-pated    | clack-dish     |
| dankish      | dismal-dreaming| clotpole       |
| dissembling  | dizzy-eyed     | coxcomb        |
| droning      | doghearted     | codpiece       |
| errant       | dread-bolted   | death-token    |
| fawning      | earth-vexing   | dewberry       |
| fobbing      | elf-skinned    | flap-dragon    |
| froward      | fat-kidneyed   | flax-wench     |
| frothy       | fen-sucked     | flirt-gill     |
| gleeking     | flap-mouthed   | foot-licker    |
| goatish      | fly-bitten     | fustilarian    |
| gorbellied   | folly-fallen   | giglet         |
| impertinent  | fool-born      | gudgeon        |
| infectious   | full-gorged    | haggard        |
| jarring      | guts-griping   | harpy          |
| loggerheaded | half-faced     | hedge-pig      |
| lumpish      | hasty-witted   | horn-beast     |
| mammering    | hedge-born     | hugger-mugger  |
| mangled      | hell-hated     | joithead       |
| mewling      | idle-headed    | lewdster       |
| paunchy      | ill-breeding   | lout           |
| pribbling    | ill-nurtured   | maggot-pie     |
| puking       | knotty-pated   | malt-worm      |
| puny         | milk-livered   | mammet         |
| qualling     | motley-minded  | measle         |
| rank         | onion-eyed     | minnow         |
| reeky        | plume-plucked  | miscreant      |
| roguish      | pottle-deep    | moldwarp       |
| ruttish      | pox-marked     | mumble-news    |
| saucy        | reeling-ripe   | nut-hook       |
| spleeny      | rough-hewn     | pigeon-egg     |
| spongy       | rude-growing   | pignut         |
| surly        | rump-fed       | puttock        |
| tottering    | shard-borne    | pumpion        |
| unmuzzled    | sheep-biting   | ratsbane       |
| vain         | spur-galled    | scut           |
| venomed      | swag-bellied   | skainsmate     |
| villainous   | tardy-gaited   | strumpet       |
| warped       | tickle-brained | varlet         |
| wayward      | toad-spotted   | vassal         |
| weedy        | unchin-snouted | whey-face      |
| yeasty       | weather-bitten | wagtail        |

Posted by Kurma on 18/12/06; 6:04:55 PM

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