|Three stoners are sitting in a room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs, they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says,
“Look, I’ll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.”
So off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a couple of other spices from the spice rack, grinds them all up and rolls them into a huge joint.
On his return, he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out.
Ten minutes go by and he’s still out cold, so the others decide to take him to hospital. On arrival the nurses immediately take him to intensive care.
A doctor returns to the friends and asks, “So what have you been doing then? Drugs?”
“Well sort of,” replies one of the guys, “but we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff.”
“Ahh,” replies the doctor, “And what did you put in it?”
“Oh, just a bit of cumin, some turmeric, and a couple of other spices.”
The doctor sighs. “Well that explains it.”
“Why, what’s wrong with our friend?” asks one of the men.
The doctor replies: “He’s in a korma.”
Posted by Kurma on 12/7/05; 5:10:44 AM from the Travel dept