|Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie
Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Reintarnation (n.), coming back next life as a hillbilly.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Pokemon (n.), a Jamaican proctologist
Posted by Kurma on 4/9/05; 1:57:02 PM