Most Famous Man Who Ever Lived

One day at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give five pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “Excuse me Miss, I think it was St. Patrick.”

The teacher said, “Sorry Alan, that’s not correct.”

Then a Scottish boy put up his hand and said, “Was it St. Andrew?”

The teacher replied, “No, I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”

“Yes,” said the teacher, “That’s absolutely right! Jayant, come up here and I’ll give you your money.”

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, “You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”

“Yes”, Jayant replied, “In my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!”
Posted by Kurma on 7/9/05; 4:30:52 AM

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